Read the following with the voice of the movie preview guy, the guy who announces the movie trailers, just like the guy on this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPBvFXf9Q2U
In this region, where chaos seems to have no end
One caucus must fight for peace…
{Israeli voice} “Delegates, I say we just ask Enola Gay to send a gift from the skies to whoever doesn’t accept Israel as a country. Who’s with me? Who’s with me? Ops…”
They had one chance
And their chance was to reach a consensus…
{Arabic voice} “Delegates, now that the Israeli delegate has left to get a cup of water, I say you attack from this side, I attack from that one, and the rest of you just attack from any other side.”
From the teachers who brought you SALMUN 2008
Comes a completely new story, with new caucus leaders…
{English from England voice} “Delegates, we are gathered here today to make love, not roar …obscenities at one another.”
Double the action…
{Arabic voice} “Kaboom!”
Triple the excitement…
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “Ah! Go back the mosque!!”
One caucus, one region, one desire…
SALMUN this Summer is…
Middle East Madness.
Jokes aside, welcome to the Middle East Caucus. This is what awaits you:
Raphael Portela Chalhub
In this region, where chaos seems to have no end
One caucus must fight for peace…
{Israeli voice} “Delegates, I say we just ask Enola Gay to send a gift from the skies to whoever doesn’t accept Israel as a country. Who’s with me? Who’s with me? Ops…”
They had one chance
And their chance was to reach a consensus…
{Arabic voice} “Delegates, now that the Israeli delegate has left to get a cup of water, I say you attack from this side, I attack from that one, and the rest of you just attack from any other side.”
From the teachers who brought you SALMUN 2008
Comes a completely new story, with new caucus leaders…
{English from England voice} “Delegates, we are gathered here today to make love, not roar …obscenities at one another.”
Double the action…
{Arabic voice} “Kaboom!”
Triple the excitement…
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “The quantum energyofthenitroglycerin has…”
{Arabic voice} “Point of personal priviledge.”
{Israeli voice} “Ah! Go back the mosque!!”
One caucus, one region, one desire…
SALMUN this Summer is…
Middle East Madness.
Jokes aside, welcome to the Middle East Caucus. This is what awaits you:
Violence and instability in the Middle East are perhaps the world's most imperative political issues. This region is doubtlessly the globe's primary area for turmoil, war, and insurgencies. Its conflicts have continuously involved not only the nations from within this geopolitical area, but countries from all four corners of the world, both directly and indirectly, making it a pressing topic of discussion that must be prioritized in the United Nations. With such knowledge, the Middle East Caucus in SALMUN has as its central goal to diplomatically resolve such political clashes with just and unbiased judgment when it comes to elaborating feasible solutions. As chairs of this caucus, we are looking forward to a rich and fraternal discussion involving the participation of all representative delegations in order to attain the most fitting and advantageous resolutions. Our hope is to tower above any harmful rivalries and reach the pinnacle of brotherhood with a long awaited peace.
Raphael Portela Chalhub
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